{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brass Bell (brass)'s status on Monday, 28-May-12 18:19:22 UTC","author_name":"Brass Bell (brass)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/brass","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1459244","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10428\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bit Shift\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitshift<\/span><\/a><\/span> I had a dull and serious day. However, my friends discovered that &quot;Beryllium is a w***er&quot; and that &quot;the on switch turns things on&quot;."}