{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 29-May-12 07:32:09 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1462109","html":"I also dreamed that Caramel discovered that chocolate tasted even better when licked from his hoof, so he coated himself in it and opened a booth where he could charge ponies to lick him."}