{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 30-May-12 23:42:52 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1469071","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Braun\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, that's when you kick the nearest electrical appliance into the pool."}