{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Thursday, 31-May-12 21:07:35 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1473599","html":"My cousin- today in sex-ed I saw an erect mangoes. Me- *spits water and laughs hard. (On mobie)"}