{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I don't know (extremedash)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jun-11 23:08:22 UTC","author_name":"I don't know (extremedash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/extremedash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/147592","html":"So I grabbed the bear by the throat, looked him right in the eyes, and I said "Bear, you have till the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize to the president." And thats the story of how I was elected to the Parliament of Uzbekistan."}