{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"\u2605 (starshine)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jun-11 23:11:28 UTC","author_name":"\u2605 (starshine)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starshine","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/147618","html":"RT @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1069\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryker Jones\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">extremedash<\/span><\/a><\/span> So I grabbed the bear by the throat, looked him right in the eyes, and I said &quot;Bear, you have till the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize to the president.&quot; And thats the story of how I was elected to the Parliament of Uzbekistan."}