{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Saturday, 02-Jun-12 14:21:34 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1481762","html":"Hearing the karate instructor "kids banging each other" makes me regret that I'm a teenager."}