{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Saturday, 02-Jun-12 20:05:10 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1483036","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> This is true.  To my misfortune, my hard work has exhausted my ability to cheer everypony up, so don't get sad!"}