{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-12 00:49:55 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1497617","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Braun\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> lucky! I thought it was funny, but she didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. Then she asked if I was gay. Then, when I started skyping with Seth, she thought, whatever."}