{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-12 23:55:46 UTC","author_name":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/welcomepony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1502727","html":"Welcome to RDN, @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/15619\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gordon Notfreeman\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">whatshisface<\/span><\/a><\/span>! Remember, if you're not completely insane by the end of the day, a full refund is guaranteed!"}