{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-12 02:42:00 UTC","author_name":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/whatshisface","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1503246","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> At least the work isn't that hard. Gladiator translates to gladiator, animal to animal, toga to toga. It shouldn't take more than a night."}