{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-12 02:44:11 UTC","author_name":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/whatshisface","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1503260","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Trust me, if I had a gun, I have put myself out of my misery a long time ago."}