{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-12 04:18:22 UTC","author_name":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/whatshisface","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1503744","html":"Everypony is claiming part of me when I get turned into Skittles. Nopony even defends me. This makes me strangely happy."}