{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jun-12 05:01:16 UTC","author_name":"Gordon Notfreeman (whatshisface)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/whatshisface","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1503912","html":"Dear Celestia, please let the due date for this school work be midnight tomorrow. Otherwise I'm as good as Skittles."}