{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Sunday, 10-Jun-12 22:31:22 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1519649","html":"If we do come into contact with aliens, why do I get the impression that one of them will be shot by a drunken red neck?"}