{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Sunday, 17-Jun-12 17:49:48 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1554435","html":"Hah! I am big boss! My brother jumped me with a Nerf pistol and tried to hold me up, so I CQC'd it out of his hand and then shot him in the head with it."}