{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-12 11:46:36 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1579477","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11855\" class=\"url\" title=\"The white void\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hakupony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Just claim to be a jehovas witness instead.\n\nIf you really want, work it both ways! When they bother you, claim to be a blood donor, and when the donation people bother you, claim to be a witness!"}