{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-12 19:23:55 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1584789","html":"Fret not, my inseparable wife. For my most unusual diversion is out of best interest for my well-being even if it is in exchange for sleep deprivation. I am submitting my best efforts into whisking together, with mesmerizing and repetitive anti-clockwise strokes, a combination of domestic cattle milk, sugar, chocolate flavouring, and various coagulating starches for my bed-ridden niece and mistress Angelica, who will irrefutably maim or perhaps even castrate me should I not attend to her divine will."}