{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-12 16:51:13 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1604742","html":"I'm going to have to get some new air freshener.  While "Clean Linen" spray is certainly preferable to certain malodours, it's now linking the two things in my brain.  I could get into a nice freshly-cleaned bed, take a deep breath, and think, "Hey!  This reminds me of pooping!""}