{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-12 04:39:45 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612283","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stephan Tanchak\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> The Swedish, the Norwegian and the Danish were having a contest to see who was the lazyest. The swedish slept for 8 hours, and the Danish slept for 12 hours. When then they asked why the Norwegian didn't sleep, he said &quot;I'm too tired&quot;."}