{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"No Name (nooneelsewhere)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-12 05:04:15 UTC","author_name":"No Name (nooneelsewhere)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nooneelsewhere","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1612384","html":"A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. \u201cWhere did you get the bike from?\u201d his friends want to know. \u201cIt\u2019s a `thank you present\u201d, he explains, \u201cfrom that freshman girl I\u2019ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird\u2026\u201d \u201cTell us!\u201d \u201cWell\u201d, he starts, \u201cyesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire! One of his friends remarks: You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle.\u201d \u201cYeah\u201d, another friend adds, \u201cjust imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl\u2019s clothes \u2013 and they wouldn\u2019t have fit you anyway!\u201d"}