{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jun-11 18:00:31 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/161322","html":"<rant> I don't really want a sexual relationship with Her, I just want to hold her, to be near her. I just want Her to be mine."}