{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jul-12 13:09:34 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1630039","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8447\" class=\"url\" title=\"Eric\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lovetolerateandsquee<\/span><\/a><\/span> I remember when my mom got wasted trying to prevent food poisoning after eating some undercooked meat and thought licking a steak knife was a good idea"}