{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jul-12 19:15:03 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1641774","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Phillip A McCrelesd\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">jadenman7<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're not that guy or you're not getting a sex change? If the former, I sincerely apologize because this is probably more awkward for me than for you."}