{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brian Fialvert (fialvert)'s status on Monday, 06-Jun-11 13:01:45 UTC","author_name":"Brian Fialvert (fialvert)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fialvert","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/164612","html":"Why are horses seldom promiscuous?\n\nMost of them are used to stable relationships. (I don't edit jokes, even for ponies, y'know? By jokes, I mean, these atrocious puns. )"}