{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Sunday, 08-Jul-12 01:41:12 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1653349","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10686\" class=\"url\" title=\"Flare Dancer (Jenna)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaredancer<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh my... You should cover your phone on pickle-juice. That way, you won't touch it :3"}