{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jul-12 20:25:14 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1669161","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/984\" class=\"url\" title=\"zack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theawesomepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Even if you were dead, you wouldn't be doing nothing. You'd be decomposing. :P"}