{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jun-11 03:17:14 UTC","author_name":"Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/quetzalcoatl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/167599","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1395\" class=\"url\" title=\"JD\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bentokitty<\/span><\/a><\/span> funny daycare story, I once went with my mom to her job at a daycare like 7 years ago. One of the kids started licking my relatively hairy leg. And the other attendants got kiwied at me for teaching them the wonders of pretend gun play."}