{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jul-12 21:27:26 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1699281","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> Same thing years ago. Brings home a ugly dog. appleses on floor for half my life. Becomes obese and smelly. It pooped on everything I owned. It ate my pokemon emerald (dont ask). Brings bloody tampons home from who knows where. Sheds everywhere. I hate that thing and it wont die."}