{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-12 14:03:34 UTC","author_name":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlynx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1702877","html":"I'm starting my first day on the job in an hour. Hopefully, I don't get fired on my opening day. If I do, I've always got ponies."}