{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"artisia's status on Thursday, 19-Jul-12 00:22:41 UTC","author_name":"artisia","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/artisia","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1705963","html":"So, my older sister decided to tell her 6 year old and 4 year old sons that I was a ninja once. A really fat guy, who was the great white ninja. And I starred in a movie. One of the boys asked her what movie and she said Beverly Hills Ninja. He then asked me if my peepee fell off [back when they were younger, she told her kids that if they play with it, it'll fall off and they will become a girl] i said yes, so don't do it. They are now watching the movie and asking me all these questions. My fiance almost spit out his coffee when he heard her tell them this. I kept a straight face and kept it going xD"}