{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-12 22:51:26 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1710684","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/18505\" class=\"url\" title=\"Franklin Latta\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">killerkiwi117<\/span><\/a><\/span> And that is why you need Life Alert."}