{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jul-12 23:58:12 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1711018","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9384\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ditzy &quot;Derpy&quot; Hooves Esquire\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrconventrix<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why are they still on it? I've had friends get concussions and they couldn't even work a phone to call 90% of the time, much less text. It might be a concussion, but it's not that bad-a one."}