{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-12 00:28:11 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1716095","html":"Asked mom for cheap computer. She told me to get straight A's. Its in the middle of summer and I have never had straight a's in my entire life."}