{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Saturday, 21-Jul-12 01:57:06 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1716767","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Pony Formerly Known As Ponydude\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">widget<\/span><\/a><\/span> A microwave cooks faster than an oven, but which would you rather cook a turkey with? (this is an infallible comparison yes)"}