{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-12 06:11:02 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1738530","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12086\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tara Starr St John\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tara<\/span><\/a><\/span> Then slip a left jab and when they're distracted kick them in the shin!"}