{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jul-12 04:55:13 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1752615","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">carcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Let me tell you stories of my time here. Exhibit A: They had a baby shower for a teenage girl at my lunch."}