{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jul-12 12:41:28 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1761316","html":"Who's got the sweetest disposition?\nOne guess, that's who?\nWho'd never, ever start an argument?\nWho never shows a bit of temperament?\nWho's never wrong but always right?\nWho'd never dream of starting a fight?\nWho gets stuck with all the bad luck?\nNo one - but Donald Duck!"}