{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"starlightbolt's status on Friday, 10-Jun-11 04:08:56 UTC","author_name":"starlightbolt","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlightbolt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/176606","html":"One of my female coworkers just yelled to me "that guy has a steak in his pants!"... I just started laughing. Aparently he stole some meat I was suppose  to stop him haha"}