{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Friday, 03-Aug-12 10:37:16 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1773879","html":"I'm gonna go sob in my pillow over all my missed friendship opportunities before realizing that I will be #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/foreverfriendless\" rel=\"tag\">foreverfriendless<\/a><\/span> and pass out coiled around my cat because he's the only one who I can stop from running away."}