{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 04-Aug-12 17:01:09 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1778309","html":"Today, visiting my senile nan in her home, she was insistent that they weren't going to serve her her food.  Why, nan?  "Wait and see."  "See what?"  Then she repeated "wait and see" over and over again, getting quieter and quieter until we were all whispering. What are we waiting for, nan?  Then, dead seriously, "An explosion.""}