{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 10-Aug-12 18:45:22 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1799024","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mail Order Queen\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I am very saddened that in my not-at-real-computer state, I cannot yet play this. :&lt;"}