{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-12 02:16:31 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1806029","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/787\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chaosmagic<\/span><\/a><\/span> The Norwegian, the Danish and the Swedish were having a contest, to see who was laziest. The Swedish slept for 12 hours, and the Danish slept for 18 hours. When they noticed that the Norwegian wasn't sleeping, they asked &quot;Why aren't you sleeping?&quot;. &quot;I'm too tired.&quot; He answered. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/norwegianjokes\" rel=\"tag\">NorwegianJokes<\/a><\/span>"}