{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-12 04:02:43 UTC","author_name":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlynx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1806330","html":"For everyone that doesn't know who Rory McIllroy is, he's gonna be the next Tiger Woods. Minus the chicks, downfall, and addiction to painkiller."}