{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Monday, 13-Aug-12 23:52:08 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1808932","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pigmask Colonel\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pigmask<\/span><\/a><\/span> You happen upon a small child, carrying no fewer than four slices of buttered toast. She asks you if you'll buy the toast for 4 bits a slice. Do you accept?"}