{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Friday, 17-Aug-12 17:36:32 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1820257","html":"Twilight sparkle on my television screen. My dad walks in the room. THE AKWARDNess. I can feel the hairs on stand up."}