{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-12 08:48:45 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1825906","html":""Hello, this is your Captain speaking. I'd like to thank you for flying air Bananas, we will be landing on the moon in five minutes, so please fasten your seat belts." And on that note, time to go play Dust:AET or maybe bed? Bah!"}