{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 19-Aug-12 09:58:49 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1826240","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Karkat Vantas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> Allow me to explain the picture: &quot;Pinkie looks on as captain birdbrain chugs drink from the pooping soda-shower machine on a sunny day. Captain birdbrain is commenting on the price of the drinks, which is, of course, free.&quot;"}