{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Aug-12 19:09:54 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1837729","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17934\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nicholas Alexander Tessier\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nixter<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't get it.  Also, please don't swear."}