{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 23-Aug-12 09:34:55 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1840021","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Acula\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Way I see it, her parents are probably travelling salesponies, or something of that nature. I mean, the amount of apples that farm grows would surely feed way more than just one town, so it's not that unthinkable that they travel from town to town selling Sweet Apple... uh, apples."}